Jeez...it looks like that unit would suck the entirety of Orange County into your living room through the window.

This would include stray dogs and cats, old McDonald wrappers, used blue double-ribbed condoms and the lady next door's cryshnan...cysthan...flowers.

I'd be cautious if I were you. Specially with white furniture and all.

I want the stay puffed marshmallow chair.

...but how on Earth do you keep a white chair clean? Surely after a few weeks it would look like kaka-dudie, given that folks eat, drink, puke and have relationships of an intimate nature on this type of furniture?

Nope...oyster gray is the lowest common denominator when it comes to human-use colour blending.

Eeeeeewwwwwwee.

It doesn't suck, it blows. That's the hot air vent hose.

Cookies are made and the dishes are washing. Now I need to take a shower and get ready to go out tonight.

The Boy is gonna be ticked when I don't pick him up from school today.

That's just an expre... oh, never mind

If the alternative is housework, I'm sure sleep will be forthcoming :)

A cold and rainy day sounds good...

I am glad you said it. That was where my mind went.