No, Kevy. Fwap. Not Fap.

You have a One Track Mind.



.....And it's a Dirt Track.

Fwap, fap. Same thing, different accent.

Maybe so, but I doubt if I'd jerk off over a machine that lets me type at the blistering speed of 30 characters per minute...

Now if it lit up....

So. Meeting at a church always makes me uncomfortable, no matter why I'm there.

Also, i still get annoyed when people aren't on time, even though my punctuality hasn't been stellar in the last few years.

I'm also the best dressed woman here today. Faint praise when it's a meeting of moms.

Then you are a Fabulous Mommy, a force for fierce in your child's young life.

Well played, CP.

I completely understand what you're talking about!

Video showing a brilliant and easy way to separate the yolk from an egg. It's not in English, but that doesn't matter.

Ok, it is cool that it works but isn't the normal way faster and easier?