ToriBear and I are going on a school trip tomorrow for three days, to Port Townsend, Wa. It's close to the area where 'Twilight' takes place, so she's pretty jazzed. It's for three days, and it should be fun if all the fundies in the home school program don't ruin it. I'm reading 'The Golden Compass' during the trip- I figure that should keep anyone I wouldn't like away from me. Kind of like religious wolfbane.:D

Awww, I was gonna ask if you wanted to borrow my copy of "The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Serial Killers"

Now, that would be useful. I like how you think, CM.

WB, I can send over the dustjacket of "The Joy Of Gay Sex" if you like... Wrap any book in that and watch the fundies squirm. Fool your friends. Fun at parties.

If you put the appropriate er, opening, in that badly sewn gusset, she'd make a good impersonation of a Tron Lovedoll. :eek:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :p
Duly added to Quotes. hehehehehe.

How is the county allowed not to have a health inspector ?!?!?!

This made me verklempt. Really. I love it when life is good.

I had the good fortune to get an all-clear for my shoulder from the specialist, and the first day of scooter training went really well. I felt like Gina Lollobrigida buzzing around the streets of Rome on my little Vespa !!

Which reminds me:

Awesome news! :snap: So what color is your little scooter?

Dear Steph...

It's lipstick red. It's also gone. Bear and I tried and tried to start it, but because neither of us could get Learner's Permits (until now) it felt unloved and got constipated (or whatever the mechanical equivalent is).

So the nice man we purchased it from came and took it away for rehab...and it will have been in and out of the CBD twice and still has no km's (miles) on the clock.

Bear is currently organising a folding ramp so we can get it on and off our truck. This has to be the most spoiled scooter on the planet, as we seem to always be carrying, pushing or rolling it somewhere. I've even charged its battery twice, but have yet to see it light up.

We hope to actually ride the scooter one day. A bit.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

What he said... LOL.

(btw: for the learners course, they loan you a scooter... mine was blue. But the Red ones go faster. :D )


.....and the real reason we chose Red was because it is statistically more visible to motorists than other colours. Not because the red ones go faster. No, really. I wouldn't make this up, ya know.

Oh, what now you Socal'ers!

Sure I don't have A Disney Theme park, In-and-out or Sees Candy but you all will die an early death. That's right I'll be tooling right along well after the rest of you are gone. :D

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I love Bethesda! Commuting from there, horrible, but a great place to be!

Moonie, you have The Beltway, that will kill you! ;)