And Lindsay Lohan is bi. (I know you've been wondering)

Main isn't, But Maine is :p

And Maine is a flyover state on your way to a relaxing vacation in beautiful Greenland.

I won't believe it until I see it with my own eyes.

thats only cuz she's already done 90% of the GUYS that would go anywhere near her.

blech!

Are we even sure Lindsay Lohan is Human?

Re: cheap cheap cheap real estate in flyover country

You always wanted to move away from the rat race, admit it. Got $186,000? Then you've got yourself a potential b & b in Oshkosh b'gosh.

You don't really mind Januarys with temps to 20 below, now do you?

Maine itself is not a flyover state, but if great homes like that are that cheap in Maine, then imagine how cheap they are in the flyover states.

Lohan, just needs to spin it right.

For years as a teenager she knew she just wasn't quite was everybody was expecting of her. She was being pushed into a idea of the teen queen and it just didn't fit with the way she felt.

So once she discovered them she found that drugs and alcohol gave her a looseness that let her forget her discomfort and only coming out the other side did she finally recognize the source of her issues and accept the fact that she is, if not completely gay, then strongly attracted to women. Now that she isn't fighting this on a subconscious level she can proceed with a calmer life of happiness and fulfillment.


Certainly wouldn't be the first case of a teen unwilling/unable to accept their sexuality fleeing down a bad road in a misguided attempt to escape it. I have no idea if this is true, but if presented with care and a good PR agent it would almost completely redeem her reputation I bet.

Hey now - I'm in a 'flyover' state and the homes here are that price and UP!

Your salary/cost-of-living ratio mileage varies wherever you go, too. (Though I readily admit that Southern California is patently rediculous in its high cost-of-living versus what most people make).

Pirates and Pastafarians, go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

So some banshee just accused me of having an affair with her husband. I wonder if she does that to all the telemarketers or if I'm just lucky like that?


Gotta find something else to do... stat!