One would think these would diminish over time, but I'm glad they don't.

ah... but are they a deep friend ?

Hopfully, not a deep-fried friend. That would be kinda gross.

What if it was pickle-flavored cheesecake?

Ewwwww!

I think she stole that from me.

Throw some (read: a lot of) cheese on that and you have a winner in my book.

No cheese - needs mayo. And I can't believe I'm actually saying this: less bacon.

/cowers in fear of The Angry Bacon God