I fell off my bike and cracked my chin open. Twice.

I pushed a rear view mirror through a windshield with my face once. I believe that was about 40 stitches.

So, that was fun.

I did break my arm saving my face from the steering wheel.

I did that once. My top teeth came through my chin. I was 4.

I stapled my left thumb once and sent a framing corner staple through my right thumb.

The corner of a refrigerator crushed my big toe once.

I was wrestling with a friend and he and I toppled into a hedge. The hedge had big thorns and I cut my arm up. I still have the scar from that.

My cousin bit my shoulder once and broke skin. It left a scar of his teeth there for awhile, but it faded.

Is that what they call it now?

My brother in law was in the army. Went to see an army dentist. An instrument slipped and went up through the roof of his mouth and into his sinus cavity.

For guys like me, it can be great foreplay. ;) :D

Good try, crazy Cat Lady. You are most decidedly not mundane. And you would probably win in the 'lets see who can get the most serious illnesses in under a year's time' category, although Leo and his sphincter might provide some competition.

I saw someone on the subway today wearing ROOS. I didn't know they still made those.

sure they do. i gave a pack of under roos to STC for Christmas. I'll bet he's wearing them right now!

They've been back (in CA at least) for a few years now. Sadly, not as cute in adult sizes as kid sizes.

I fell out of my crib and cracked my head open (ya ya, that explains everything :p )

I tore my little toe nail off while on vacation.