Dear LoT:

Have you seen "Super Size Me"? You will not want to eat at McDonald's ever, ever again. Ever. Especially that "Smoking Fry" extra on the DVD. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Signed,
still chubby but not because of fast food!

I haven't. I'm interested, but I don't really want to be too grossed out.

Dear Germany and France,

I miss you, but the weather was a little hot. Please install air conditioning soon.

Love,
Sweaty American Tourist

It's not that disgusting. More sad if anything.

Dear Julie Andrews:

As we discussed today on the phone, enclosed please find a copy of Hairy Pop-him IV: Tuppence a Fag. I do hope you and Blake will find it as enjoyable to watch as it was to make. The insertion and removal of an umbrella, hat rack and potted plant was a most wonderful suggestion but you know how tight ana....errr.. budgetary constraints are!

See you at tea next week. Ta!

All my hot sweaty monkey love,
Pornabog

Dear Brain,

Knock it off!!!!!!

Thanks,

B

One does not use one's carpet-bag for the purposes of a shoddy red-bandanna movie. We have a reputation to uphold.

Besides, one prefers Titan titles.

See you on the carousel,
Mary.

Dear Mary,

Try not to give away secrets.

Love,
Lashbear.

Sounds like I'm ultra unswanky once again. :D
I must investigate Alice's Restaurant... I'll get back to ya.
:)

Dear HeadOn,

What does your product do? I do not see anything on your website that says what your product does.

It would be nice to know why I should purchase your product and "apply directly to my forehead." I usually do not apply things to my forehead just because someone tells me I should. Perhaps if you give me a good reason to purchase your product and apply it to my forehead, I just might do so.

Thank you,

Jennie

Yes I did send this