A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!".

I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....

"It's a cross."

"Across from where?"

:D

I wonder if Deather will care that I spent my last few moments of conciousness last night watching Arrested Development for the first time ever.

I wonder if she will disown me as a friend for not watching it before.

I wonder how many times I'm going to hear, "Why are you walking like that?" when I return to work tomorrow.

I wonder if by calling in sick today I missed my chance to go to some in-house training that I really need.

I wonder if my legs are going to be healed enough to withstand a night of unlimitted laser tag on Friday.

Wow, it's been a long time since I've played Laser Tag!

I wonder why this programming class is suddenly making sense tonight, and how I'm managing to do that while spending so much time on the boards.

I wonder if we'll get out early.

I wonder if I just freaking jinxed myself.

I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...

mmmmm... BACON...

in wondering if at 9:15 this day will ever end.......

wonderign if SBC will ever call me back...

Wondering if my wife will ever find a job she enjoys....





THanks for getting me thinking already today! oye....

I wonder if anyone else besides my fusband understands when I say "I'm walking like Mickey Roarck in "Barfly"?

I'm wondering if the coffee's done yet.

I'm wondering how many Advil I actually took yesterday?

I'm wondering if I just drink wine all day long to make my muscles feel better if I'll get a lot of studying done. (j/k)