This is simultaneously adorable and horrible.
Spoilered for those with a lot of animal empathy.

The Hoosier Lottery's Bringin' Home The Bacon: not only are the cards bacon-scented, you can win 20 years of bacon.

Just wanted to bump this up- no new bacon news, but I love this thread.:D

I am having bacon this morning.

There's a Slater's 50/50 in Hermosa Beach now! It's significantly scaled-down from the other stores, but they definitely have 50/50 patties and vampire dip.
mmmmm, vampire diiiiiiip...