Ah, didn't realize the BfoB gave liquor. I got lots of fruit, and have been buying booze when it's cheap at the mall, but always can use more. Awesome.

Yup!

Does alcohol do much of anything for you? I haven't tried using it yet.

Well I've never done anything like this before so I signed up (pifflebooger) and am now at level 3, even though I barely know what I'm doing! I applied to join our clan. I have 20 adventures left, but I tried my drinking skills out and am now in a drunken stupor. :D

Alcohol gives you more adventures, but also contributes to your drunkeness. Drink too much and you'll be in a drunken stupor and unable to adventure. However, the next day you'll no longer be drunk but you'll still have the adventures.

Hahah... they even reference South Park!
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You're fighting a wolfman


Deep within the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by the Wolfman.
Perhaps you can defeat him by kicking him in the nards. That's right. Wolfman's got nards.

He gets the jump on you.


You kick him sqwah in the nards. He doubles over in pain as you double over in sympathetic pain.

After one of the quests you get a liver of steel, which allows you to drink a lot more!

Yay! I have a cottage!

Um, actually, that would be attributed to Monster Squad, a reallly bad movie from 1987.

OMG we can have a liver of steel? Wait till I tell everyone! Friends who've been looking at me askance since I joined and can't stop talking about meat-this and meat-that will now be tromping a humble vegan path to my door. My. MEAT. door! :p