WTF??????

And then you have a freaky doll with freaky doll stubble.

Well, the product seems to have worked for that guy ... hey now wait a minute!
 

"And now ... release."

Happy Birthday Harrisong!
 

It seems he tried the green eggs and ham
 

OMG. That is an actual book.

Now that would make a fine addition to one's coffee table. Hmmmm.....

That would be an awesome book to have on the table, along with a box of Northwest Moose Poop (chocolate panned peanuts).

That baby is going to have fierce muff stubble.

You're gonna have to serve somebody
 

tabby saves

From my experience, the deity on the left is far less of a pain-in-the-ass