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I came to work early.

I have to stop doing that. It makes the entire day seem longer.

This actually happened a couple of days ago, but I forgot to post it.

I usually buy my breakfast and eat it on the way into the office, throwing away the trash in the parking structure when I get to the office.

On this particular morning, I had a few things in my hands when I got out of the car: the bag of breakfast trash, my coffee cup, an old newspaper I was throwing away, and my phone. As usual I went to the trash can to throw away the old newspaper and the bag of trash from breakfast.

Thankfully there wasn't anything yucky in the trash can when I had to dig for my phone.

Because I don't spend enough time at work already...

I just spent 20 minutes researching and writing an email, only to discover that I already addressed the problem two effing weeks ago.

I think it is time for me to go home.

I took €uroMeinke down to Georgetown. I couldn't find a bar for a pre-dinner cocktail to save my life.

In Georgetown.

That's like not being able to spot a stroller in Disneyland.

Epic fail.

Awww - I had a great time, and besides we got to see the little k own George Mason monument AND I got to pull FDR's finger.

Did he fart?

I don't think so. He was very stoic.

Note to self:

Put the cap on the pen before you put it in the shirt pocket.

Did you leave your pocket protector at home, Poindexter?