Lounge of Tomorrow - OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

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So.....what if we have an earthquake while we're up there?

We ride it and talk about it for hours on end

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What if it snows?

We'll probably be cold

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What if a bunch of snow melts and the river floods the whole canyon and we're trapped?

Then we're cold AND screwed

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What if the Scientologists decide that June 4th-10th is the dates for the Annual Scientology Camping Trip to Kings Canyon?

I checked with Tom and he assured me it won't happen.

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What if I decide to start drinking?

I'll stop you

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What if Cindy starts her period and we don't have any tampons and the store is closed?

We'll hand her a roll of toilet paper and tell her to improvise

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What if someone "falls" into the rushing river?

We won't let you push Cindy into the river if her period starts and we don't have any tampons and the store is closed.

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What if we forget to pack clothes?

Then it will be "Naked Camp Swank"

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What if I don't bring poop bags with me?

You will have a rough time cleaning up after Thurston (or Chris, depending on who the bags were intended for)

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What if the squirrels band together and attack?

We're screwed

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What if someone get bubonic plague from a squirrel bite?

They're screwed

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What if Al Qaeda flies a plane into Muir's Pulpit?

Muir's Pulpit will probably be screwed

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What if there's an Alien Abduction? Who would they take?

Probably not Cindy if her period starts and we don't have any tampons and the store is closed.

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What if the country is placed in a state of marshal law?

We probably won't go

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What if we only have white wine and we're serving red meat?

We have white wine with red meat

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What if our cell phones won't work (they won't).

We won't make (or receive) cell phone calls

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What if there's a power failure and all of the ice cream in the general store melts?

There won't be any ice cream at the general store

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What if we don't have exact change for the shower?

We'll stink

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What if Chris finds himself aroused by Kevy's Black Dick?

I would probably invite him back to out tent

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What if it turns out that Kevy's black dick isn't really black but a darn purple?

It's actually more of a dark brown

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What if NirvanaMan stays sober the entire weekend?

Yeah, that won't happen

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What if we get crabs?

We get some bread crumbs, Creole seasonings, mayonnaise, and an egg and make crab cakes

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What if there's no toilet paper?

Then Cindy is screwed if her period starts and we don't have any tampons and the store is closed.

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What if there's an accident on the 5 and none of us can get there?

It will be a pretty crappy weekend. And some people might be injured (or even killed) in the accident

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What if the campsite has been turned into a development of luxury condos?

Some people will have very nice condos

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What if a bear sh!ts in the communal kitchen?

We clean it up

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What if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it?

We clean it up

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(Thanks to Chris to his input and inspiration.)

(Hopefully he said "You're Welcome")