I wonder who's d!ck is bigger and blacker? Kevy's or Lisa's?

:D

Lesbians don't have real dicks - just strap ons.

And it really wouldn't take much to surpass my (lack of) size. The myth far exceeds the reality.

Hmmm, just like certain other Rulers of the LoT. :p

Or course, and my dick IS bigger and blacker!

let me make sure I have this right

right?

cool :cool:

Sounds like there will be lots of screwing! ;)

Don't forget the big black dick.

(Which of course I HAVE to bring with me since Chris isn't going.)

I think we should all buy big black strap-ons so Kevy Baby blends in more. ;)

My list of supplies is getting longer...

I wonder if I can find a large inflatable black dick? Now, that would be funny.