Try it. My guess is that the sphincter pops before the whoopie cushion. :)

Nickolas and I just got home from a tour of http://www.indianpointranch.com/index.html . It was the same one that was used in an episode of Fear Factor.

I have decided that I must not speed, I must set the cruise control to stop myself from speeding, both to and from Tehachapi. I am tired of panicking every time I pass a CHP sitting on the side of the road and watching him pull in behind me. On the way up, it wasn't too bad. I saw him and was able to adjust my speed. He was in the center divider. On the way home he was sitting on the side, with an overpass embankment hiding him. I pulled off the freeway (I think I was doing 85ish when I passed him) and he pulled off the freeway too. Luckily, when I turned onto a frontage type road, he kept going. *whew*

I know that the cops near and in Tehachapi are pretty harsh. I see them pulling people over all the time. We've been followed a couple of times only to have the cop pull off after five minutes or so.

Lychee at Pike Place Market! I don't know why I didn't think of that earlier! Also got rainier cherries, corn, apple compote, and lamb sausage.

Did not get the Fluevog's I had been eyeing as the salesdude said there's a closed-toe version coming in fall and I'd wear that more often. Also told me there's a new heel coming out! "Teapot" heel. Should be out any moment!

I had the absolute worst day of my entire career on Wednesday - and today, not only was I cleared of any wrongdoing, I was rewarded for taking the right course of action in ugly times.

I saw lychee at Trader Joe's. I have no frame of reference to determine whether they were ripe or not.

Why does this not surprise me? Yay Matt.

Listening to Jay Leno as I make one list LoT visit before bedtime.

I guess there was a story about a senator (or somebody) who had an accident in his SUV. Seems he was drunk AND masturbating.

Jay was wondering if that is considered a car-jacking?

(Well, it made us laugh)

Can I just say that I could give a rat's patootie about Star Jones and her 'View' problems?!


:D

It was a Minnesota Timberwolves basketball player, and not only was he drunk- he was masturbating while watching porn on his dashboard mounted dvd player :eek:

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