Edgar Allen Poe and I are off on a date to do tombstone rubbings.

Why does this sound like Chris?

You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard.

Doesn't it, though?

Baldwin didn't dig the frisbee idea... BORING!

But Poe & I will have fun doing rubbings, and Socrates & I will have fun with our bottles of vino! Too bad, as € reminded me, Socrates would have been more into strapping Athenian boys than me.

Maybe I can duct tape them down.
Maybe there are men that would like to drink wine with me, without minimizing.... but would the conversation be as stimulating?

Mata Hari wishes to perform one of her famous dances for me. I bet it leads to sex.

I've got the hots for P.T. Barnum apparently. ;)

Leonardo da Vinci responds...
"I really need to finish these sketches for my latest invention, and then start work on the mechanical lion statue that has been commissioned by the King, but your beauty and intelligence captivate me. Let us meet, and soon!"

:D He's smart and stuff, that's good.