Monday: Possible snow event on Friday

Tuesday: High Probability of snow on Friday

Wednesday: Snow Friday into Sat 12-18 Inches Possible

Today: Prepare for paralyzing snow this weekend. 24 Inches on average with up to 40 inches possible in some areas.

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This is the emergency broadcast system.
Please stay tuned, important information will follow.

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Due to the impending weather disaster the President of the United States, The Commissioner of Baseball and Papa Smurf have authorized the activation of the Snowmeggedon Cam. Full live broadcasts will begin at 9:00am est on Friday Feb 5th will Full coverage of "Snowmeggeon II - Aww Christ, not more of this S". Good night and may God save us all.