If it makes you feel any better, I believe you have already accomplished that goal: congratulations!

[insert smiley here]

Sadly, I am merely on the taint. I merely work in the banking industry for one of the major players in the world economic meltdown (one of the lightly less horrible ones, but still). Payday lending would finally get me that last little bit of the way.

Well, we wish you the best in your quest! You'll always be out little pimple