I don't know if we're being helpful, but this is kind of fun!

How about "I Want To Break Free" by Queen?

or "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" by Culture Club

Pete Shelly Homosapian

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome . . .

Klaus Nomi - Lightening Strikes

How about Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Definitely the new Lady Gaga song. I think it's called "Born This Way".

When I originally said "upbeat", I should have said "high energy". It should be a song that will make the audience want to cheer by the third measure—if not sooner. It doesn't have to be club music to be high energy, the opening chords of Star Wars (were they "gay") would be more than sufficient.

Homoerotic or dandy music videos are fun to watch, but the audience will only be hearing the song, not watching it, so gay visuals are irrelevant.

Hmm, that definitely has potential! I'll see if I can get a clean copy of the song.

Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" is a deliberate attempt to create a Gay anthem (she's said this herself) but I'm not so sure how successful she was in that effort. It's an interesting song, but IMO it's no anthem. Regardless, for my purposes, it's not sufficiently energetic.