Oh yeah! Ballroom dancing! And archery. And fencing. And target shooting. And waterskiing. And cross-country skiing.

Home brewing isn't any harder than cooking. I hope you try it.

Never been able to dance or hit a baseball. Would like to learn to do both.

Roller skating. I suck at it.

Humm... Never, Check, Check, Check, Check, and highly overrated.

I need to yodel.

I'd like to learn how to touch terra cotta without getting squicked out.

I get that too. And suede.

Really? Suede? I love the feel of suede. I think suede underwear would feel great.

I have suedey balls, so I wouldn't notice. (Alec Baldwin/Ben & Jerry reference)

I've always wanted to learn a musical instrument but never could get the hang of it. It takes way too much time.