Originally Posted by RStar (Post 372545)

Yup, we got it all!

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in California where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
They've got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontosaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust
-Jimmy Buffet, Fruitcakes