Sarcasm Twin powers, activate!

I love so much. Really, I do...

Well, I really DO love it when Pookie looks at me in adoration, purring really loudly and his wittle tongue is sticking out. I LOVE it.

I love NOT being snarky when I'm supposed to.

I love it when sarcasm and sincerity intermingle.

Sincericasm.

Example: Lord she's put on weight, my husband would be mortified, bless-her-soul.

Or: I confess, I don't know how he holds down a paying job, bless-his-soul.

Or: Really, you must call, the next time you want to stop by the yacht.

I love it that my folks (aka The Old People) just told me to write a check off of their account to pay for the entire a/c unit and then I can pay them back when I can!!! They are on their annual Big Trip in their motorhome, headed for the East Coast. I handle their finances while they are gone (they won't be back until Sept-Nov). I am on their checking account, even though my name isn't on the checks. She wants me to go ahead and pay "cash" for the whole thing that way I don't have to pay finance charges.

I LOVE The Old People!!!!

I love it when self-centered jerkwads turn into self-centered litterbugs.

Love it!!

(Better, CP? ;))

I love losing the only car key I have - on campus.

I love someone turning it in hours later, and much of my walking, and searching, and looking in trashcans, and bothering every school staff member around, and deciding to get duplicates made anyway!

I love leaving the dealership $133.00 later.

F'ing LOVE it!

I love it when I go to see my daughter's "Three Piggy Opera" and my ex's fiancee pours herself all over my kid when the play is done.

I LOVE IT!

I love it when I turn on SportsCenter and I see my friend working at Petco Park.

I wish I meant that more sincerely than sarcastically, but I'm one jealous bitch right now.