The things burst into flames! How can you make them cooler than that?

Perhaps some radioactive magma? That would be cool.

Or even better...radioactive smegma.

Thanks, thanks a lot! Although I am familiar with the term smegma, I felt a burning desire to Google it. I just looked at some pictures...It's a little too early for smegma. :p

And a quote for the day:

And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese [if you're not
circumcised].' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern on his radio show, 4/11/00

Niiiiice... :eek:

I don't know, the scorching flesh part might be considered by some to be a design flaw...not to mention the projectile glass shards...

I'll hold the camera, but I'm not going to duel with you. ;)

Okay, that's not right! :blush:

It's a guy thing. Our stupidity gene is quite prevalent - especially in our teens. The problem increases exponentially as other stupid males gather.

As I just posted in the "Confessional" thread: GusGus wonders how I am alive today.