I know that kids often imitate the behaviour of cartoon characters. So, how long before some parents watch in horror as their child licks the monorail windows and moons passers-by?

I happily join Matterhorn Fan in her boycott of all stitched monorails.

OHNOOHNOOHNO Mental picture of tiny butts sticking out of Monorail Evil. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry. I didn't mean to create such an obnoxious mental picture.

I wonder though if riding in the monorail is the best way then to not see the decal - it seems if your not in one, you'll end up seeing one.

No, they're on the windows. So by sitting in the monorail, you'd be putting your face right up close to the thing.

I'll have to see the stupid decals, but I see riding in a Stitched vehicle (bus or monorail) as approval of the decals, so I'll take the ferry, thanks.

We can't swim across the lagoon on account of the Great White Shark Ameoba Gators.

I thought "stitched monorails" was a term for Disneyland's lagging fleet. :p ;)

Maybe they should paint "Stop 'n Grow" on the inside of all the wondows to stop kiddies licking them.

What's "Stop 'n Grow"?

It's an awful-tasting clear varnish for your fingernails - stops kids chewing them. It's really bitter and disgusting.

Oooooh . . . I've heard of that stuff. My brother liked the taste; it did not work on him.