One of you has to be The Protector!! Sounds like a bad Marvel Comic.:p

Where's my cape?

I love them in theory. My first and favorite stuffed animal of all time was a masked bandit.

But, dude, saw one in the street once that was as big as a medium sized small dog, and I nearly pooped myself with fear. Those things can be fierce.

Well, either they didn't visit last night or I joined the Stonehenge revolution.

I love them in theory as well, Eliza. They've just got so MUCH personality.......and tiny little hands.

Oh! I do love their little teeny-weeny hands, too.

So, my brain is a strange place. Racoons to e.e.cummings in one easy step.

"No one, not even the rain, has such small hands."

I don't have racoons, but I have squirrels from hell... Well, they're pretty ****ing cute. It's a good thing that airport has kept me relatively relaxed when the worst of pounding goes on above.

I know we've like "invaded" their territory and all, but my house has been here longer than the racoons came bounding on my roof! Go back to the park!!!:mad:

I live near Central Park in HB

Hehe, I have a pet rat that I let loose in the morning... she wanders down the hall, trowing herself at doors until she gets to The Boy's room. It is the only one open.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a rodent licking your nose at 6am.

I did a bad thing.

I put out the grapes that were starting to go bad. I put them on the front yard for the racoons.

I will pay for this little stunt, I am sure. Sadly, I won't be awake to see their cute little hands grasping each and every grape. :(