This was just something I overheard tonight at Disneyland:

Q.Wanna go to Sea World Tomorrow?
A. Nah, it's probably just like this place
Q. How about that Wild Animal Park
A. I don't want no orangutang jumping on my truck!

Today somebody pointed at my Revenge of the Mummy: The Ride shirt, and asked
"Is Revenge of the Mummy a ride?"

Last night I was in Disneyana and the guy in front of me was buying a copy of E-ticket magazine. The cast member was explaining that it used to come out quarterly but now it's semi-annual. The guy (who I saw was also a castmember when he pulled out his ID to get a discount) said, "Once a year?" The Disneyana CM said, "No, twice a year" and the guest/CM said "Every six months?"

Tomorrow we will discuss the 24-hour day and the 7-day week. Take notes. It will be on the final.

With or without extended daylight savings time?

Yesterday, a guest asked a coworker "What's a theme park?"
This is after they've put a couple hundred dollars on the counter to buy tickets...