Not true. We merely want to put them in therapy.;)

You'll have to forgive me, Wendy. I was forced to watch O'Reilly the other night and it's taking me a while to wretch up the after effects. If I forced myself to listen to Limbaugh, I'd likely explode.

If I had a larger diameter sphincter, this wouldn't be taking so long. ;)

Well, stretching mine hasn't done squat, and if I told you guys I needed to get it stretched a couple times a week to do me any good, you'd all have a really good laugh.

Limbaugh is my healer.

Not from me

Those are words to live by, as far as I'm concerned.

You do realise Limbaugh lost his hearing because of drug abuse, don't you? He claimed it was autoimmune disease, but profound hearing loss is a known side effect of Oxycontin abuse. He's lucky, though. All he has to do is turn off his CI and he doesn't have to listen to the venomous crap he spews.:rolleyes:

This whole thing certainly quells the Brazilians "always cutting in line" thing.

i'll bet you were a HOT Young Republican~:p

Perhaps, but look at the price that his sphincter paid.

On a complete side note, I was helping my in-laws tear out a rather large block wall last Sunday. We were using a jack hammer, and my brother in law offered to shove it down my throat to see if it would help. I wanted to ask Sac, Scrooge, and/or MBC just how that feels first, though.

Depends on your gag reflex.