I'm with the makin' out with him crowd. Suck some of the 7 years younger right out of him and put it in you - then you're the same age and can... well... you know.

Sometimes it's just too easy...

Thanks for the new sig line!

Remember: you're only as old as you look. or feel. or act. or dress.

Age is just a number that measures how much time we have spent not accomplishing things.

Then again, I think you're still just a kid...which makes me the tragically unhip, aging eccentric odd fellow on the block.

Oh Kevy.. I didn't mean *that*!!! You silly! I swear - men and their dirty dirty minds. ;)

What man wouldn't want to be some seven years younger? I mean, when you put it like that...

So, 29....40 (because of my lazy bones)...17...25.....and the median is....what? About 28-29? So, I really am 29, I guess. You know, it really IS all good. I'm just funnin' around. Normally I think I'm the GREATEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD...next to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Captain von Trapp.

You are neither tragically un-anything or excessively odd, boss man!

Plus, you give me lots of cool ****.

WAIT! He's giving you lots of cool **** now? That wasn't part of the deal!!! ;)

Pshw, 7 years is for amateurs!

Try sucking the youngness out of a person 19 years your numerical junior for the real deal in age-swapping PonceDeLeon fountain drinkage. I tells ya I was 58 when I started consuming the Zapppop youth right out of him, and I won't stop till I am 29 again!

29 is young, young I tell you! If I hear someone else cry that 29 is old, I'm gonna wrap them in Depends and knock all their teeth out.

For the love of....I don't think I'm old. I don't think 40 is old. Or even 50 is old. Old is the new young, anyway. I just FEEL a wee bit tired. And I do feel older than this guy, who thinks of me as older, and makes reference to it. His eyes turned to saucers when I told him my age. I was so surprised. 7 years really isn't much of an age difference, but when I'm hanging out with him, I sometimes feel that it is. Because it comes up!

And mostly when I consider my age, I simply panic because I don't feel like I've grown up much since I was 17. My bank account certainly hasn't grown much since I was 21. So, I get worried. My youth! Have I squandered you? But, whatever. Really, I can't wait for 30. I'm done with my useless 20s. DONE!

If I were interested in him in a K. Arnold/W. Cooper kind of way, his age wouldn't matter. Trust me. I just don't want to be anyone's older, wiser woman. Cause older I'm sure to get? But wiser? I seriously doubt it.

Then forgive me for asking, but who is ghost writing all your posts?



(Oh, I know one can write wiser than one be, but it can't all come from nowhere.)