Arrgh! Some posters be shyin away from the festivities. It's the plank, they'll be walking.

scaeagles be a landlubber, he be!

aye.

Aye we be Pirates we be. We be plundering da WAVE here by da lake and we be havin some grog, we be. Captain Swank be drinking a fancy martini spiced with thyme and Absolute Citron. I be drinking the water that a bit fuzzy from the far cold north.

The scullery lad just brought us some scallops he plundered from the sea, some baby sheep, he swiped from the farm and some green things that came from the soles of my shoes. We be happy and well-fed pirates soon.

Arrrrg

Arrrrrgh

Have you all swapped your poop deck?

Avast, me hearties!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

For them landlubbers needin' some help! ARRRR! :argghh:

Now I be contemplatin' the difference between swapping and swabbing poop decks...

Arr.

Just don't yer be forgettin' yer Lysol!

Arrr, squeaky clean I be. My Ghoulish first mate won't be locking me out anytime soon, I'd wager me peg-leg upon it!