This is actually the topic I expected to see when I saw the "Clinton speaks about bush" thread

All I can think is, am I that geeky?

I don't know.

Oh, and remember, a "V" counts double as both identification and an arrow. Put it together and it's a real deal roadsign. "Vagina this way"

Here's my current dilemma - short or long? Putting green or wild meadow?

Short. Guys have a hard enough time down there finding those special spots without wishing they took a weed-whacker with them on their journey south. And hacking up a hair doesnt make for the most romantic of moments.

That's why men should definitely wax their chests and backs. Blech, a mouthful of chest hair is Naaaaaaaaasty!

This is especially funny, btw, when the bush is a bright green, and there is a little cut-out section where the tattoo lies.

I don't mind hairy guys (down below, chest, back...). Ok, maybe I'd turn away Chewbacca. But mostly it's a positive thing for me. Really smooth guys are a bit less sexy in my book. Not that I'd turn away a smooth guy ;) it's just a whole other thing.

Plus, I'd never make anyone go through a waxing. :eek: Ow.