Actually, wouldn't the Smurfs say, "If there's smurf on the smurf."?

When they're being bombed, do the smurfs say "Holy smurf! They're smurfing us! For the love of all that is smurfy, why???"

One can only hope...

"Play smurf!"

After a devastating loss such as the tragedy that has recently humbled all that is Smurfy, we must look deep in our hearts as we dig deep in our pockets to help those who are in need. Yes, they are not like us - they are blue and often annoying - but now they need our help. They have no place else to turn.

Temporary housing has been established at the Smurfdome, but there is simply not enough room for all of them.

Please. Someone needs your help. Someone blue whose life just got a whole lot bluer.

Please give to the Smurf fund.

There will be a benefit concert to aid the Smurf Disaster, which will feature a somber yet uplifting performance by the Blue Man Group. Neil Diamond, New Order and Crystal Gayle will perform "Song Sung Blue", "Blue Monday", and "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue" respectively. Babe the Blue Ox has confirmed a cameo appearance.
Little Boy Blue will host the event.

We'll post updates as we receive breaking news.
Thank you for your support.

I think the whole point of the thing is that "George Bush doesn't like blue people."

Save the blue people from the racist that is GWBush.

But blue people are inbred white hicks in the Appalachians, aren't they? So why would Bush hate them? ;)

How is Gretchen anyway?