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When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind. Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands Give me a moron with talented hands. I go bar-hopping and they say last call I start shopping for a Neanderthal The bigger they come the harder I fall In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid What kind of guy does a lot for me? A Superman with a lobotomy! My father's outa Harvard My brother's outa Yale But the guy I took home last night Just got outa jail The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot. But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots! |
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"If you could read my mind, love
What a tale my thoughts would tell Just like an old time movie 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well..." |
In some secluded rendezvous,
That overlooks the avenue, With someone sharing a delightful chat, Of this and that, And cocktails for two. |
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure the days of the year? |
This particular lyric comes back every while to remind me of my mispent youth. It's lyrical VD, I think. And this morning marks another outbreak.
"Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop nothin’ more to say" Just shoot me now. |
I wanna know what love iiiiiiisss!
I want you to show meeeee! I want to FEEL what love iiiisss! I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME!!!! I love Foreigner and you can't stop me :p |
"You can't stop my happiness
'Cause I like the way I am And you just can't stop my knife and fork When I see a Christmas ham So if you don't like the way I look Well I just don't give a damn Cause the world keeps spinning round and round And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound..." |
A worried man with a worried mind No one in front of me and nothing behind There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne Got white skin, got assassin's eyes I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose People are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed This place ain't doing me any good I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood Just for a second there I thought I saw something move Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove Lot of water under the bridge, Lot of other stuff too Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through People are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed I've been walking forty miles of bad road If the bible is right, the world will explode I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can Some things are too hot to touch The human mind can only stand so much You can't win with a losing hand Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street People are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed I hurt easy, I just don't show it You can hurt someone and not even know it The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity Gonna get low down, gonna fly high All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie I'm love with a woman who don't even appeal to me Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake I'm not that eager to make a mistake People are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed |
Can anybody find me somebody to love
Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry I work hard every day of my life I work till I ache my bones At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own I get down on my knees Till the tears run down from my eyes Everyday - I try and I try and I try - But everybody want to put me down, They say I'm goin' crazy They say I got a lot of water in my brain Got no common sense I got nobody left to believe Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat I'm OK, I'm alright Ain't gonna face no defeat I just gotta get out of this prison cell Someday I'm gonna be free |
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