I could really use some quality time on terrace 5. Seriously. You have no idea.

Personally, I am looking at #4. It sounds rather relaxing.

Welcome to the LoT, JW- just about the only place I know of where an intro thread can warp into a discussion as to what level of Dante's Hell a person wants to hang at. Usually, it degenerates into a discussion involving Scaeagles sphincter and small appliances, so count your blessings.

I suppose that it would all depend on what type of small appliance....

In my experience, it's always been a Toaster-Oven


...I'm a white-goods fetish bear from way back...

I really don't think I want to know what this means. :p

Welcome!