... when no matter what you say, or do, you know that you will spend the eintire day feeling guilty, and in error, because someone else feels you are not living up to what they need.

...when you know the answer, but its one that
a) only those with no power would agree with
b) those with the power would never agree with in a million years
c) the only OTHER answer you can seem to come up with is one that 90+% of law enforcement personel would frown upon and would end with "before turning the gun on himself"

(chill folks...Im more or less kidding. :P )

...when your spouse comes in from setting out the garbage and says "um, it snowed"? Because this isn't freakin' Spokane here. Why did it snow 2 inches last night and why didn't any of the weather people mention this possiblity?

Hah!!!

Welcome to the party, pal.;)

We've had Seattle weather nearly all winter, and just when spring is on the horizon we get socked with snow. Hate, hate, hate it.

I wouldn't hate it so much if I'd had warning. Instead, my 3-times-a-day weather bulletin assured me last night that there might be some flakes, but that the ground was way too warm from our recent 60 degree days for any accumulation. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!

Of course, it's my own fault for not following the Seattle rule - if they say it will definitely snow, nothing will happen. If they say don't worry, no accumulation? Might as well put on your chains now.

...when you know someone's been trying to send you a message becasue recent software glitches casue your IM client to crash and it's been crashing all morning.

.......and your spouse has given up on trying to get ahold of you via AIM so, it is not me.

That was probably me.

HA! BTD's been trying to pick up on my husband again. LOL!

Clearly you've sabotaged his IM to prevent his legions of groupies from contacting him.