However, how cool would it be if "MAGNIFICATION" were heard every time you, er, rose the occasion?

I'm not sure I'd want a Paul Frees imitator hanging around my bedroom...

Uh, hello? That Microscope was huge!
:D

We're in the 21st century. Surely some sort of implant coupld accomplish this. Though it would need a mute button. I mean, if you think it's embarassing when your cell phone rings at inappropriate times...

Especially cool for a "grower" instead of a "shower". :evil:

It's the MIGHTY Microscope!! For a few months, I had the sound clip of Paul Frees "MAGNIFICATION!" as my maximize sound on the Atomic Cookie Blast Furnace.

"Mighty Microscope" is just what you call someone's er, anatomy, when you're trying to bolster their confidence though they've been natured with the short end of the stick.