Sorryt, but I'm hogging ALL of the headons on Thursday night. Well, I'm going to share with Chris. ;)

If I hear the sound of someone singing Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life drifting my way from West Long Beach… I’m shutting my windows.

At first, I thought it was selfish of you to be hogging all the hardons, and sharing them with your husband, and then I re-read your post.

I guess we'll have to plan the Great Lounge of Tomorrow Swank-Off for some other time...

Just give us plenty of warning so we can make sure the battery stocks are refilled and/or emergency generators are at the ready.

I wonder which of us works for Yahoo...

Or it could be someone from the Pad...

Or Scary Farm...

Queue Twilight Zone...

and have your golf clap handy.

Ahh, the power of the internet. No webcams, please! :p

Nahhh we'll use something classy like a cut to a scene of a train entering a tunnel fireworks concluded with close-up wisps of cigarette smoke.

I haven't changed my Yahoo avatar in months, and it's been red long johns all this time.

But not because of the Disneyland rumor ... rather in reference to the infamous time I actually wore red long johns to a group event. In fact, I think Cadaverous Pallor's last signature was based on that appearance. :eek:

But should it be before or after Vaginismas??