There you go! Utilize this with your new calling, literally, a call service from home and people will think they're being outsourced to India.

aparrently I am able to sweat out my entire body weight every 30 to 45 minutes...today anyway. :(

(ok, maybe not...but it sure feels that way)

my other tricks arent nearly as good.

Hmmm, what can I do?
Type badly, oh and tap dance a bit (Ginger Rogers I'm not, but I did want to be Fred Astaire for a while)

I can haggle like no-other at the car dealer. And I enjoy it too.
Something about me causes people to stalk me.
I can burp louder than a lot of guys.

Oh, well if thats what we're talking about....
I can recite the entire animiated film version of The Hobbit

Provide you with words, lyrics, and tune to any Andrew Lloyd Weber musical, or Schonberg musical.

Provide entertainment for small children from my purse on request.

Create a craft project from thin air.

Make any situation into my fault whether I was there or not.

Stalk you? Is NA stalking you, too?

I can go to a LoT meet and survive. I did it once.

I consider this a direct challenge.
Next meet....a burp off. (spectators should bring a poncho)

:evil:

Feel free to keep it along the lines of Ally's original "can" item.

Oh wow... well... hmm.. Let me think of how to phrase that then.

Not in public.