Wha... wha... whah?

Any time in July except the 9th, obviously

Harumph

;)

I know you are upset but if you have a sidecar or two, you'll feel right as rain. :)




:evil: ("pure evil" is the term I believe you used to describe me yesterday:D )

Why, I'm just shocked *giggle* ahem... SHOCKED you would suggest such a thing.

Sleepy and Dread - be afraid. Be very afraid.

First, they will try to set up a meet in some secluded location. Arrive before the appointed time to take them by surprise so that their plans are a bit foiled. Sit near an exit, and certainly not with MBC near any door that lead backstage.

The crazy cat lady....the one thing about her is it's easy to get her monologuing (think The Incredibles). She likes to do that. So during those lenghty speeches, you can get away.

Do not eat a corndog prior to your arrival. Trust me, it isn't safe to smell like a corndog near MBC specifically.

Have a friend call you 5 minutes after you are supposed to arrive at the meet. This way, if they are all too scary (a genuine possibility), you can claim there is an emergency and leave.

These tips and tricks served me well, as I am still alive to tell you about them.

Don't forget about the attack rabbit, scaeagles...

Ahh don't you see? You went wrong right from the start. Don't let them plan anything. Just show up unnanounced at an unplanned meet in a location that they seledom if ever visit. That worked for me. :cool:

My pirate ship did not pull into port until the evening of the ninth. Sorry

Scaeagles,

Thank you, you are wise beyond your middle aged years.

Should I hire a proxy to go in my stead?

I am unknown to many, but doubt I will have time for a formal meet on my next visit (Fall MA).

My survival instincts have always served me well.

Regarding a proxy....have you ever foolishly posted a picture and/or link to a picture of yourself on this board? If so, not a chance. NA would then be forced to hunt you down where you live, where you work, wherever you may be. One small slip up, as I can testify to, changes everything.