Sex Themed Dark Ride - I presume this has been going on since automobiles were intorduced to America, maybe even before that.

AAhhh yes... Sex themed Dark Rides....


"Welcome, Foolish virgins, to the Horn-ed Mansion"

"Your reddish pallor betrays a usage of Viagra... and consider this dismaying observation... this chamber contains no girls and no women.... This leaves you with this thrilling challenge... to find a way OUT of the closet.... [lispy voice] Of courth... there'ths alwayths MY way... [/lispy voice]"

:evil:

OR: "This Chamber contains No Widows and NO Whores."

(Thanks to Lashstoat for this one)

Brilliant Lash! :D

When the slick whores creak, and the juices leak
poofs arrive for a flaming shriek,
Strait-laced straights with bedroom eyes
start to grope and sodomise
Prim proper perves COME OUT to socialise



Good heavens - I hope Mary Poppins doesn't read this thread or i'm in trouble.

REALLY tacky HM joke coming up.

Imagine you've just gotten off the doombuggy and you're going up the ramp. You look over and there's Lickable Leota. She says:



Oh, now I've gone too far..... :eek:

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
Now with Jack Swallow AA's!
:D

Did anyone (other than me) ever see the musical "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"? No, I'm not kidding, it's a real musical. I saw it in WeHo a few years ago with a couple of straight friends and we all laughed our asses off! There used to be an official web site for the show, but sadly it is no more. I have the cast recording on CD. If you ever want to hear it, let me know.

"Pound 'em, lads...pound 'em!"