That thing you play with

That's best answered by asking a woman you're fond of, to show you.

Ah, so I'm NEVER gonna find out???? :(

Well, I suppose you could type the word into google images and see what you get...

Search -- "Crotch"


Results -- 33,600

First pic -- Paris Hilton.


Aaaaahh, that' explains alot! thanks!!! ;)

That's the same first picture you get when you Google "diseased beaver"

ETA: when you do a regular Google search for "crotch" you get: Go Ask Alice!: Grooming the male crotch

I don't know if it has been mentioned but the official Miss Manners position is ass.

But is that really what she wants, or is she just accomodating Mr. Manner's desires?

I don't know there wasn't much detail given. It could just be that Mr. Manners didn't want to have to look at her strangely puffy lips.

But the only reason I know this is that someone once asked Roger Ebert the question for his Movie Answers Man column and he referred it to her for her opinion. I think it was Miss Manners anyway, I assume all those ettiquette columns are written by just one person as there can't really be more than that many who care.

"Fight Club"?? Didn't any of you see "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"? ;) "Fight Club" stole it from that movie.