Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne
Und die trägt er im Gesicht
Und MacHeath, der hat ein Messer
Doch das Messer sieht man nicht



Große Weiß Haifisch mit Große Weiß Zähne

Let's just call it Zähne.

I think it important we determnin the nationality of the "shark" so that we can address it properly in it's native tongue

It speaks Gnaw. Or, maybe't it is native to the Americas and would speak Gnawvajo.

So perhaps Gneville the Gnome would be able to communicate?

I am. In two weeks. If he is still there.

Can we put lasers on it?

Not if you're going to call him Sharky, you can't. The contradiction might make him implode, thus defeating your world-conquering plans.

Meinke is talkin' bout tonguing a shark... ewwww!

I just thought it would look cool.:(

Frikken animal rights activists- first you don't like demeaning diminutives, then we we try to bolster the poor sharky's self-esteem with friggen laser beams you have a problem with that too.

Woo hoo! Brecht auf Deutsch! I know all the words to Mack the Knife in german, and I used to perform it that way at local karaoke venues. I've won dinners and a day cruise thanks to having this in my bag of tricks.

I doubt there's any way I'll get out to Monterey in time to see this animal. I just hope he ultimately thrives when he's re-released.