guurrghh....rrrr...huh uh grrggg...-my godson Casey

Do you ever not have coffee, Heather? -a coworker

"If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities."
~ Maya Angelou

"They should make a movie that's like, you know, realistic, where it's like, you know, the teacher sucks, and nobody learns anything, then in the end it's like you just be all stupid."
-Butthead

"Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food"
--W. Hazlitt

"So often when we say “I love you” we say it with a huge “I” and a small “you.”" -- Antony, Russian Orthodox Archbishop of England

"Slam It To The Left
If You're Havin' A Good Time
Shake It To The Right
If You Know That You Feel Fine
Chicas To The Front
Huh Huh
Hi Ci Ja Hold Tight!"

~ The Spice Girls

If you don't change your direction, you'll end up where you're headed.
Unknown

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
-Tom Robbins

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot





yeah I know I'm breaking the rules, but my visits here are so infrequent lately, I figured it averages out