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scaeagles 10-05-2006 06:41 AM

Apparently Iran has been monitoring this thread....

"Don't masturbate during Ramadan"

SacTown Chronic 10-05-2006 07:09 AM

No masturbation?!? That does it, Ramadan...I'm out.



R U jackin' it?

Prudence 10-05-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid
I'm just amazed how well Allah and Vaginah work together.


I was thinking Allah and Labia might be the more relevant paring.

tracilicious 10-05-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles
Apparently Iran has been monitoring this thread....

"Don't masturbate during Ramadan"


That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?

Ghoulish Delight 10-05-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious
That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?

Wet dreams

tracilicious 10-05-2006 05:17 PM

A wet dream is just accidental ejaculation though. I'd hardly call that masturbating.

scaeagles 10-05-2006 05:19 PM

Right. Accidental masturbation.

Strangler Lewis 10-05-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious
That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

CoasterMatt 10-05-2006 07:35 PM

I was cleaning it and it just went off!


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