That's why I find a quick spritz of your Balenciaga (duty free of course) so useful... :D

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

My British friend told me, back when she lived there, they had signs in the windows of drivers in training.

My friend moved to Sydney. From New York. She had to get right into driving around town, the other side of the road? And totally unaware of the town.

That is probably how you'll feel. :( Sorry. If I see you I'll be nice. :D

Perhaps that was masked by the sounds of her flatulence?

Airplanes can be pretty noisy,especially if she were sitting in a seat near the engines. And those crappy paper matches can be relatively quiet.

Paper Match = fffffftttthh
Fart = PBLBLBLBPBPBBBPPPPPBLBLBLBLBLBPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH H!!!

Ah, that puts it in perspective. :D

That would be a tough call...

Do I admit that I had atrocious gas?

or

Lie, and say I'm a terrorist?

:eek:

Some peoples farts ARE a terrorist attack ! :blush:

I think this is why some airlines now allow pets to fly in coach; it's much easier to blame it on the dog.