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flippyshark 04-29-2007 04:36 PM

The whole sexy vampire thing has always caused me to roll my eyes. If the category is horror, then what's so scary about a monster who is good looking, eternally young and fabulous in bed? The worst thing he can do to you is make you eternally young and oversexed as well. All such books should be moved into the fantasy section.

Is there a sexy zombie sub-genre?

AllyOops! 04-29-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by flippyshark (Post 133551)
Is there a sexy zombie sub-genre?

Unless you get off on rancid corpse-scent, unbrushed filthy teeth, rotting flesh & all around decay, my guess is no. The only ones who might qualify to actually enjoy that are necrophiliacs & anybody who shags Keith Richards.

;)

thecorndogwalker 04-30-2007 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke (Post 133523)
David Sedaris was very emphatic over this zombie mischaracterization, zombies cannot run. He read us a passage from the book he recommended, detailing this.

Zombies are usually slow and clumsy, it would be better to get away from them in an open space, (street, avenue, parking lot) So hiding in a building, closed space can possibly trap you inside and the "Z's" will multiply and barracade you in.

However, the only zombies that can run are the one's with the rage virus...

Mousey Girl 04-30-2007 07:29 AM

The only zombie movie that truly scared me was The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Capt Jack 04-30-2007 08:18 AM

I see zombies as the least threat. pop a cap in his cranium and hes toast. vampires and lycans...you need all this specialized stuff to knock one off. wooden stakes, silver bullets, holy water.....sunlight. feh.

just give me a good ol cricket bat and stand back. (I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and no one has made a Shaun of the Dead reference yet.)

blueerica 04-30-2007 09:35 AM

I thought the Shaun of the Dead reference was a given. You know, inside all of us.

At least it was for me. ;)

Ghoulish Delight 04-30-2007 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by blueerica (Post 133623)
I thought the Shaun of the Dead reference was a given. You know, inside all of us.

At least it was for me. ;)

Same here. I was going to mention SotD, especially in relation to the "zombies are slow" discussion, but it somehow seemed implied.

Kevy Baby 04-30-2007 09:48 AM

I don't think I've ever been afraid of Rob Argent or Colin Blunstone.

Capt Jack 04-30-2007 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 133624)
Same here. I was going to mention SotD, especially in relation to the "zombies are slow" discussion, but it somehow seemed implied.

eh, fair enough.
I stand corrected.

Kevy Baby 04-30-2007 10:02 AM

How come no one ever sits corrected or kneels corrected.


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