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Alex 09-15-2009 02:26 PM

'Cause if they're not discrete then it's just missing wall.

scaeagles 09-15-2009 02:50 PM

I suggest major universities adopt a "urinal sciences" program to study such issues.

Scrooge McSam 09-15-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac
Ideally, you want to hit the urinal surface at an obtuse angle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 139716)
Indeed. I also practice this procedure of pee.

Obtuse angles, FTW

And for the shy guys, special bonus information - Can't get Willie to relax and make with the yellow when there are folks about? Scratch inside your navel and brace for the roaring stream.

Which reminds me... Hi, Wendy!!

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Originally Posted by Alex
I'm still just happy if none goes up my nose.

And I for you.

wendybeth 09-15-2009 02:59 PM

LOl!!!!!!! Geeze, Scrooge- that should make people wonder.......:D

wendybeth 09-15-2009 03:01 PM

Btw, and totally off topic- we're booked at the Grand Villas (two bedroom) from 6/16/10 through 6/22/10. There are three bathrooms, so when we have our Swank Villa gathering, you guys can whiz to your hearts content.

(So you'd better plan on being there, Sam!)

Betty 09-15-2009 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam (Post 298886)
Obtuse angles, FTW

And for the shy guys, special bonus information - Can't get Willie to relax and make with the yellow when there are folks about? Scratch inside your navel and brace for the roaring stream.

I'm really learning here!

innerSpaceman 09-15-2009 03:07 PM

Learning old wives tales about old man's stuff. Not worth the internet it's printed on, I daresay. Scratch inside the naval! Who makes this stuff up?

Alex 09-15-2009 03:31 PM

Probably a guy about to play a horrible joke on his boy's school roommate.

"ok, yeah, that's a good grip. Now look at it closely....now, stick your finger in my bellybutton...ha ha ha ha ha...you fell for it, you're so gay!"

Scrooge McSam 09-15-2009 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 298892)
Learning old wives tales about old man's stuff. Not worth the internet it's printed on, I daresay. Scratch inside the naval! Who makes this stuff up?

Whoever did I owe him.

Learned that trick as a wee lad. Works. Every. Time.

innerSpaceman 09-15-2009 03:39 PM

was that a pun?


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