My peeves cause by pets are when they nibble on me to get my attention. Why do you need to gnaw on my elbow, just come up and get in my face like everyone else!!

uh huh....something along the lines of

"Im an impatient self important a$$....someone please shoot out one of my tires"

(wow, I think Ive lived in SoCal too long)
:p

I love The Onion....

If you have TiVo, you can subscribe to the Onion's vidcast, and it'll go straight to your TV. That's how I saw this one. :)

All time Pet Peeve, the guests at DL or DCA who use their strollers as battering rams, line seperators and or forget that other people are around them... arrggghhhh....

My pet peeve is dating related. I hate it when, on a first date, a guy doesn't dress nicely, can't hold a conversation, and STILL thinks you want to go home with him after a crappy first meeting! Talk about no clue.

I have a very purdy bruise on the back of my ankle from last weekend.

Which is better than having a prudy bruise.