I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

Street Vendor: Klau Kalash!
Homer: I'll take one bowl
Vendor: No bowl. Stick.
Homer: That's just awful...[licking stick clean] now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice
Homer: Eeeew, yech, aagh...I'll take a crab juice.


"Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teet."

OKay, it's bugging me...

Which one's the 'any' key?




Man, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oops, no time for that now, the computer's starting up!"

:p

Where's my Tab?

Optometrist: "... and Yoko Ono."
Homer: "Ew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band."

Mr Burns : "Oh, 'MeltDown', It's one of those annoying 'buzzwords'. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.

Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!

Lisa (reading a flyer): Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

Everybody makes mistakes. Thats why they put erasers on Pencils.- Carl Carlson

There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated self esteem.-Barney

(One of my favorites and I can't explain why...)
 

Lindsey Nagel: Lisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school. Zazz!
Lisa: What is 'zazz'?
Lindsey Nagel: Zing! Zork! Kapowza! Call it what you want, in any language it spells mazuma in the bank!
Lisa: 'Zork'? What is 'zork'?
Lindsey Nagel: I didn't say 'zork'.