This is, to me, the funniest thing you've ever said.

One meal
Inn of the Seventh Ray brunch buffet

One dessert
Sprinkles Cupcakes
(By the way, I think that Sprinkles should start sending LoT a box of cupcakes every time we mention them. We're just as good as The Soup.)

One snack food
This has been one of the hardest ones for me to answer. I don't generally have one consistent snack food. Sometimes I'll eat pretzels if Tom has them (I don't actually like them.) I enjoy chips and guac but not enough to deem them my desert island food. Perhaps cheese. Yeah, cheese and crackers. Can I say cheese and crackers and fruit?

One kind of drink
If I brought Arnold Palmers, would I be able to separate them out and sometimes have tea and sometimes have lemonade? Because if it were just Arnold Palmers, then I'd have to say screw Arnold Palmers, I want Pom white iced tea with peach to be my only beverage.

One CD
A very long mixed one. One album wouldn't work for me. But the mixed one would include a little Gorillaz, a little Three Blind Mice, a little IZ, a little Ditty Bops, a little Harmour Love and "A Little Priest."

One DVD
Is this one disk, or one DVD box? Because if it's one DVD box, I'm bringing the sixth season of The Simpsons, and if it's one DVD, I'm bringing Harold and Maude.

One book
The Artist's Way. Yeah, I'm a lit fan and I'm bringing a self-help book. So what?

One magazine or newspaper subscription
Real Simple. It really calms me down.

One person
Tom. Wait, is Tom a celebrity? He has a hefty imdb entry. If Tom's a celebrity, I'm bringing Audra as my "person."

One celebrity
If Tom doesn't count (then, sorry Audra!) Tom will be my one person and JK Rowling would be my celebrity. And she'd tell us stories.

One "free item"
If Tom doesn't count as my celebrity, then Audra will be my "free item" because I couldn't hang out with JKR without her. Wait. Tom and Audra and JKR? Who cares about free items or the questionable celebrity status of my husband, we'll just go with those three.

One meal - Monte Cristo
One dessert - Cookies
One snack food - Cookies ;)
One kind of drink - Pepsi
One CD - The 50th CD
One DVD - Goodfellas
One book - The 4th Harry Potter...or maybe 7th
One magazine or newspaper subscription - Maxim
One person - They know who they are
One celebrity - Shia Lebouf, next greatest actor
One "free item" - My Blackberry, can't live without it!

I didn't realize that you were a Judas Priest fan :D

ONE MEAL---My own Five Alarm Chili

ONE DESSERT---Banana Cream Pie

ONE SNACK---Old Dutch All Dressed Chips

DRINK---Bacardi 151

ONE CD---The very Best of Cher((don't judge me, I like it :blush: )

ONE VHS---A Day at Disneyland

BOOK--- The English Philosophers(Bacon to Mill)

NEWSPAPER---Chicago Tribune

PERSON---The Mrs.

CELEB.--- Mr. Agony from ABC's Wide World of Sports......just so I can ask him if he knows how to ski at all;)

FREE ITEM--- A TV so I can watch LOST.........:)

I judge you not for Cher, but for the choice to go with VHS.

Jeff's Five Alarm Chili
pot brownies with vanilla ice cream
peaches
Fat Tire beer
my own mix cd with lots of rock and/or roll
I dunno, Teagan's Juice I guess.
I can't really pick just one book but I'm stealing from GC and going with The Stand - Stephen King - Unabridged. It's a nice long book with plenty of ideas for starting a civilization from scratch. All I could come up with on my own was something involving my seed and the wind.
Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
Jeff - to make the chili, beyotch
Howard Cosell will follow me around and describe my every move in a condescending yet somehow enthralling manner.
toilet paper and hand lotion

:D :D :D

Meal - Ribeye steak and Caesar salad (with ThinKrisps!)
Dessert - Pumpkin pie with whipped cream
Snack - Fritos
Drink - Peach iced tea with mint
CD - Beatles "Blue Album"
DVD - 1954 "A Star is Born"
Book - Collected works of Mark Twain
Subscription - New Yorker
Person - The cutest boy to respond to the ad
Celebrity - Eddie Izzard
Free item - Comfy bed