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Is the problem just with the Moose Lodge? How about the Elks Lodge? Are the Masons gaseous?

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Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 158137)

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is also the key ingredient in acid rain! Read more about it here.

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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 158145)

...and so far as I can tell the moose* ...

Wouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

Ick, any fart harms the enviroment as far as I'm concerned. Maybe just my enviroment. Of course, I'll go "ick!" when a guy lets loose around me, but then I always giggle uncontrollably like a 5th grade boy & secretely hope a contest will erupt as a result. Much like the gas that inspired it. I'm a sad excuse for a girl most of the time- don't let the sparkly pink confuse you. ;)

Wow! A moose in the house? I haven't heard of that one! But I have been reading alot lately about black bears breaking into homes this summer. They just cruise on in & steal lots of food. They actually open your fridge and help themselves, as well as breaking every cabinet and drawer. One family came home to find a cub sitting in their hallway playing with a beachball. He and his mom had apparently moved into the home for a week while the family was away. And while they cause scary destruction, why is it I look at the photos and smile & go "Look at the little guy drink Pepsi just like humans! Aww! He thinks he's people!"?

Are there really that many moose out there to cause this sort of thing?
Wow! :)

Maybe we should be worrying about the moose to the north of us in Canada, eh?!

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Originally Posted by cirquelover (Post 158200)

Maybe we should be worrying about the moose to the north of us in Canada, eh?!

Yes. All that LaBatts make them very gassy.

LaBatts would make me gassy :eek:

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 158175)

Whenever they talk about cow emissions (or moose emissions) I wonder about human emissions. If people are harming the environment just by having natural body functions, then I give up.

I can understand some concern over cows because we farm them to unnaturally high numbers. But wild moose in Scandanavia? Come on, people.

My thoughts exactly. One cow gasous eruption is equivalent to ten humans' on thier worst days, most likely. Mainly because grassy goods are harder to digest. I'm sure there are many more beef anus than moose butts in the world. But let's not even talk about elephants! Wowa! :eek:

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Originally Posted by RStar (Post 158323)

One cow gasous eruption is equivalent to ten humans' on thier worst days

And up in da Nort' Woods, we're talking industrial-sized ruminants ...

I recognize those statues!

I think the other problem with cows in the modern world (besides their unnatural numbers) is the fact that we feed them corn, something they are just not built to digest. It throws off their tummies. I wonder if eating grass (which they have the capacity to digest properly) produces less gas.

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl (Post 158340)

I know corn is real hard to digest. I've seen people fish with it, and my grandad said never to do that because if the fish bite, and get away, they will die because they can't digest or pass it. Also, I read that a large portion of the solids in the bottom of sewer pipes is corn. Corn that has gone through human intestins intact! :eek:

Next up, "CORN- nutrition, or decoration"......